Funny Limerick poems
An old man
There was an old man I knew
Who loved flower dew
When they were not there
He could not bare
And away he flew
Who loved flower dew
When they were not there
He could not bare
And away he flew
An old sailor
There was an old sailor I knew
Who ate food and grew
So when there was no food
He shouted out “I need food dude”
And called his nephew
Who ate food and grew
So when there was no food
He shouted out “I need food dude”
And called his nephew
An old woman
There was an old lady I knew
Who loved to chew
When nothing was there
She would sit on her chair
And start to stew
Who loved to chew
When nothing was there
She would sit on her chair
And start to stew
A young boy
There once was a boy
Who loved joy
When he found no joy with him
He became a little dim
And started to play his game boy
Who loved joy
When he found no joy with him
He became a little dim
And started to play his game boy
A man
There once was a man
Who loved to drive his van
When he became tired
He got a little fired
And he drank a beer can
Who loved to drive his van
When he became tired
He got a little fired
And he drank a beer can
A young girl
There was a girl from Bombay
Who loved to play the whole day
When she was tired
She became a little weird
And ran to the pile of hay
Who loved to play the whole day
When she was tired
She became a little weird
And ran to the pile of hay
A lovely dream
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Last night I had a lovely dream
I ate a hill made of ice-cream
When it suddenly vanished
I was banished
And my whole body formed steam
I went into another place
And I discovered it was space
I went and hoisted my flag on mars
And I saw a lot of stars
I went in a rocket race
I ate a hill made of ice-cream
When it suddenly vanished
I was banished
And my whole body formed steam
I went into another place
And I discovered it was space
I went and hoisted my flag on mars
And I saw a lot of stars
I went in a rocket race
A tiger
There once was a tiger named Leer
Who drank lots of beer
He became a little dizzy
And fell down in a jiffy
He got up and ate some deer
Who drank lots of beer
He became a little dizzy
And fell down in a jiffy
He got up and ate some deer
Sonic
Sonic is fast
And never gets last
He saves the day
And eats all the chili dogs on the tray
Fighting with Dr.Eggman is a blast
And never gets last
He saves the day
And eats all the chili dogs on the tray
Fighting with Dr.Eggman is a blast
My dream brother
I have a brother called Sunny
Who is very funny
He is a boy
Who shares a lot of joy
And behaves like a bunny
Some times he is mad
And becomes bad
When he is fed
His face becomes red
And he becomes sad
When his face is red as a plum
He becomes glum
And he wears cloth made of wool
And jumps into the pool
When he comes up he plays his drum
I love my brother Sunny
I like to see him behave funny
When he is sad
I make him mad
I love my brother but I think he is a dummy
Who is very funny
He is a boy
Who shares a lot of joy
And behaves like a bunny
Some times he is mad
And becomes bad
When he is fed
His face becomes red
And he becomes sad
When his face is red as a plum
He becomes glum
And he wears cloth made of wool
And jumps into the pool
When he comes up he plays his drum
I love my brother Sunny
I like to see him behave funny
When he is sad
I make him mad
I love my brother but I think he is a dummy
Books
Books are fun
I read them in the sun
Some times in the loo
And on the bed too
I can’t wait till I get a good one
I love books
Which have great looks
I love comics
Which have cartoon topics
And I love books which are especially for cooks
I read them in the sun
Some times in the loo
And on the bed too
I can’t wait till I get a good one
I love books
Which have great looks
I love comics
Which have cartoon topics
And I love books which are especially for cooks